Put on a holy face; with me you must say grace. Put on your best jewelry; with me there’s no tomfoolery. Put on your biggest diamonds; with me the funds keep climbin’ Put on a show baby; you’re my trophy and I show off baby. Put on an act; and when I wrong you don’t overreact. I pretend to love you but we can pretend all day and all night in fact… We’ll be alright, baby. Just keep pretending, baby.