Go, ahead. (By: Chris Hathaway)

Go, ahead. Drink and Drive.

And while you’re at it, fuck a beehive.

People like you end lives. You miniscule waste of space.

If it were up to me, I’d exterminate your face.

I saw a kid that crashed drunk driving, he didn’t die or anything.

He just needed his mom to get out of the car, tie his shoes, or say anything.

The doctors told his mother that he wouldn’t survive.

But go, ahead. Drink and Drive.

I bet the girls will flock to you when you need a cane and breathing machine, you’ll look so fly!

Everyone knows that Everyone loves a crippled guy!

Go, ahead. Drink and Drive.

Prison has open house and they got big ass dudes who need a spouse!

By the end of your first week, you’ll be wearing a blouse.

Go ahead, tough guy. Knock a couple back and then black out.

Jump in the car and head out.

It’s so cool to drink and drive, gambling with the devil on your final night out.

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